the retards @ yfc

Sunday, March 05, 2006


david afzal beckham and victoria siti beckham


half of the team


me in action at a 5-a-side tournament we attended. dribbling past two opponents.

-the following passage isn't related to the pictures-

my beloved amateur football team scored our 100th goal today. 100 goals in 18 games. a remarkable feat innit? while ken was up there feeling airgasmic and sick to his guts, i was on earth running around along with 21 other boys chasing a football and having a kick at one another. it was scorching hot and we were down 2-0 at half time due to two stupid errors by the defenders. stupid bunch of morons. can't even take a proper goal kick. we had at least 10 shots on goal but none went in. why? it's because our strikers gave the keeper too much respect i guess since he looks like a wuss therefore they were shooting softly straight at him. im a midfielder btw and so we're the only good ones in the team. but then our strikers found their form and started banging in the goals. we fucked our opponents left right and center and we scored 5 by the end of the game. our defenders finally found their brains and legs and we prevented anymore goals from going in. check mate. ah well, another good game today. 5-2 to khatib fc.

www.khatibfc.4t.com

i wanna propose a game against syfc staff and students. =)

the retards: ETD 22:30

history in the making: October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006
Oh controller who sits in the tower
hallowed be thy sector
thou instructions come
thy will shall be done
on the ground as they are in the air
give us this day
our radar vectors
and forgive us our airspace incursions
as we forgive those who cut us off on finals
and lead us not into adverse weather
but deliver us our clearances
Roger.


<3, the retards.